--Ten Commandments of Love!

One:

I am thy Main Squeeze;

thou shalt squeeze no others before me.

Two:

Thou shalt not take the name 

of thy Squeeze in vain, nor 

badmouth me behind my back.

Three:

Remember our Anniversary, 

and keep it holy. Or else.

Four:

Honor MY mother and father. 

THINE are too darn weird.

Five:

Thou shalt not kill my love by 

behaving tackily and making me 

embarrassed to be seen with thee.

Six:

Thou shalt not commit adultery, 

nor shalt thou even THINK about it 

if thou knowest what's good for thee.

Seven:

Thou shalt not steal from my purse/wallet 

while I am in thy bathroom, nor use 

my credit cards, nor make long-distance 

calls from my telephone.

Eight:

Thou shalt not talk about our personal 

problems to our friends. 

Nine:

Thou shalt not covet the higher 

market price of thy neighbor's house.

Ten:

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's 

Squeeze, nor son or daughter, 

nor stereo, nor BMW.

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